Fulham, Premier League

Lawrie Sanchez put up for sale on eBay

Fulham managerial flop Lawrie Sanchez has been put up on eBay - and the bids are flooding in. The auction ends on Boxing Day, but there have already been 17 bids though the price stands at a measly £5.50 late on the 17th December. The item was titled a ‘2nd Rate Manager with International Experience‘: Success guaranteed in [...]

Fulham managerial flop Lawrie Sanchez has been put up on eBay - and the bids are flooding in.

The auction ends on Boxing Day, but there have already been 17 bids though the price stands at a measly £5.50 late on the 17th December.

The item was titled a ‘2nd Rate Manager with International Experience‘:

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Success guaranteed in making your team weaker and more porous than ever.

Main USP’s

1) Available now for quick sale

2) Natural inability to manage at club level

3) Very loyal (as long as you are Irish)

4) Willing to give all the squad a run-out, even if they are local lads from the pub

IDEAL CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR THE FA OR CHELSEA

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!

Winning bidder gets nothing for his money, the same as our club….

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Feel free to bid, but expect plenty of competition for the prized item. Yet don’t be afraid to break the bank - it’s Christmas after all, the season to be generous and wasteful, the time to take pity on those less fortunate than you are. Sanchez seemingly fits into this category perfectly.